What is wrong with this picture?

(flashback to last weekend)

Here I am trying to add a little excitement to my life - that kind of excitement that one can only experience when knowingly doing something could go really, really wrong. I figured the whole log pile could start rolling, and was ready (hopefully) to jump off if it did. Gracias a dios, my reflexes were not put to the test.

In my defense, I thought this was my only option for moving the logs since the weight had locked in the lower logs. Tim later showed me that it was possible to pry the bottom log out with two people working together at either end of the log.

Don't try this at home.